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[knightime]

[It's silent for a moment...]

why the fuck do i even have an answering machine???
ok dudes and dudettes
this is dave fucking strider
you obviously wanted to come in contact with me but hey
looks like im not answering
just leave a message or something
i might get back to you
...
alright im kidding
ill get back to you whenever i get to noticing your message

beep beep motherfuckers

Comments

[greenspaces]

dave
today i lost my communicator in a pile of dirt
i went to find it in my room and i couldnt....
i finally heard it beep outside my window
oops hehe
i hope you get this we should drink hot chocolate soon!

[knightime]

did you try planting it or something?
believe it or not
you cannot grow pdas into a pda tree if you plant it
life would be so convenient if we could
also cheaper
but our lives are hard
shit
hot chocolate sounds like heaven right now

[greenspaces]

omg
do you think that we could buy a pda tree from recette?????
some world has to have those right?

im with santana right now
she keeps tsking about my hair because its not even....

[knightime]

what
i guess you can
but like
how do you even grow one

i think your hair is p cute
she can just deal with it because shes not as cute as you
jesus christ
i am turning sappier than karkats romcoms
help
my life is spiraling out of control ever so slowly
what do

[greenspaces]

i dont know!
we will have to ask recette if it is even possible
you can help me grow one :D

hehe
thanks u_u
and i like it when you are sappy it is kind of cute!
and also cool like a knight maybe
one who always knows what to do to make a lady giggle!!

[greenspaces]

uhm
did you really mean what you said when you were talking to john?
that you like to kiss me......?

[knightime]

i knew i should have just privated that shit
too late
yea
did it sound like i was lying?
i wouldnt harass you for more kisses if i didnt find them enjoyable
turning me into a kissaholic
my antidrug
its like air to me
this is where you tell me to shut up before i lose control of my life

[greenspaces]

no, i like it!
its nice
i like kissing you, too
if you dont mind me saying that, because it is true
i just dont want to make you uncomfortable or anything

hehehe
no you should keep going its really cute!

[knightime]

it doesnt make me uncomfortable
id be worried if you didnt like kissing me tbh
it would be kind of weird
you know
since we kind of do the kissing thing
and
ill shut up
im just talking in circles at this point
fuck me sideways

[greenspaces]

well i would be worried too!
i was kind of worried before....
that maybe you didnt like me
but

dave i do not want to do that.............

[fracturedsoul]

Something you'd like to share with the class?

[knightime]

youre ruining my life
why would you even

[fracturedsoul]

I had nothing to do with you neglecting to utilize the built-in privacy features of the network.

[knightime]

most people dont snoop around
youre obviously just fucking with me because you know now
trying to kill me from embarrassment
im dead
gone
oh wait i guess im back in bed again
dying again

[fracturedsoul]

Quit being such a drama queen. Everyone shipped it anyway.

[fracturedsoul]

[ This is Dirk stopping by Dave's room to give him a memory charm near the end of Round 11.

He doesn't knock. Rude, Dirk. ]

[knightime]

[That's okay. Dave has his back turned to the door, hunched over as it looks like he's reading a book.

Isn't that one of the smuppets Dirk gave him sitting on his shoulder?]

[fracturedsoul]

[ Aw. Dirk stifles a chuckle as he approaches Dave, not saying anything until he's standing behind him.

He drops a hand down onto his other shoulder. ]

[knightime]

[If Dave could scream, he'd be screeching. Instead he kind of just flails rather lamely and falls off the side of his bed.

MOTHERFUCKING FLYING TITS ON A DICKNIPPL-oh it's just Dirk.

Wow, you are the biggest asshole. It is you.

Also he basically just threw his book at you in his flaily arm dance.]

[fracturedsoul]

[ He catches the book in one hand, and the smuppet in the other as it threatens to fly off of Dave's shoulder. And then sets them both down on a nearby table. ]

Hey.

[fracturedsoul]

I have a favor to ask of you.

[knightime]

ok
whats up?
im not doing anything
i know
what a surprise

[fracturedsoul]

Give me a sec, I need to recover from that girlish swoon I just executed out of shock.

In all seriousness, I wound up with a memory charm I can't make heads or tails of. Wearing it sends me into one of those bullshit memory loops. I've already blacked out twice trying to make sense of it.

I need you to tell me what it contains.

[knightime]

its ok
i got all the time in the world to wait for your sissy as to pick itself up
oh
fine
where are you
if this memory includes smuppets of some kind
im throwing it out the window
along with you

[fracturedsoul]

I'm outside by the prefects' dorms. I'll wait here for you.

I doubt there are any smuppets involved? But if you lose this thing you're shelling out some raks. So don't you dare.