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☼ [IC Contact@Rakuen] ☼
[It's silent for a moment...]
why the fuck do i even have an answering machine???
ok dudes and dudettes
this is dave fucking strider
you obviously wanted to come in contact with me but hey
looks like im not answering
just leave a message or something
i might get back to you
...
alright im kidding
ill get back to you whenever i get to noticing your message
beep beep motherfuckers
why the fuck do i even have an answering machine???
ok dudes and dudettes
this is dave fucking strider
you obviously wanted to come in contact with me but hey
looks like im not answering
just leave a message or something
i might get back to you
...
alright im kidding
ill get back to you whenever i get to noticing your message
beep beep motherfuckers
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id be worried if you didnt like kissing me tbh
it would be kind of weird
you know
since we kind of do the kissing thing
and
ill shut up
im just talking in circles at this point
fuck me sideways
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i was kind of worried before....
that maybe you didnt like me
but
dave i do not want to do that.............
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js
even if we werent together like this
and we were just friends
i would like you and couldnt not like you
even if you
...
i totally forgot where i was going with that
but yeah
i mean
were dating
right?
i didnt actually mean that literally
i feel like i cant use the word fuck gratuitously around any of you guys anymore
my freedom of speech is being denied
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we have always been friends
and we will always be best friends forever :)
<3
um
yes i think so
at least if you think we are dating
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i mean if you want to date i am totally okay with this
more than ok
but if you dont
thats cool too
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i do!!
i do want to date you but only if you want to date me i guess
i wasnt sure....
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i mean
wait
haha
shit
fingers all jammed up
im just being super uncool atm
i was hoping you were cool with dating
i mean
it would be really awkward otherwise because i like you that way and
uhh
yea were dating
just going to stop thinking
and typing
probably should stop typing because im hitting ultra rambling levels
faster than a jackrabbit on a hot texan afternoon over the
fuck
just
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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oh
you do
okay then we are dating
it is official :D
hehehehe
dave you are soooo silly
sometimes i wonder how you can contain all of that silliness!
it feels like i havent used that emoticon in a long time....
but that is probably just me being silly too
i think i will use it a few more times
to properly express how happy i am!
:D :D :D
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best day or best day ever?
im not silly
youre killing me
shot through the heart
and youre to blame
actually im not sure if thats what the lyrics are but eh
improvising
you should use it more
it looks dumb when i use it but i think it works when you use it
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it is the best day that i have had in rakuen ever <3333
you are super silly!!!
i dont know what that song is but okay hehe
and ill try
sometimes i just feel kind of sad
i guess i forgot that you cant be sad all of the time
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well
i guess ill just have to be around when youre sad
strider charm is guaranteed to take any sads away
or your money back
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i would like to have you around every time that i am sad
you make things better i think
i like that a lot <333
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you might as well just casually be like
hey
we should get our major cuddles on
im feeling like the sun aint shining
etc
and then ill arrive all knightlike
and cuddle the shit out of you
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you are the knightliest knight i have ever met!!!
which is saying something because sir david is pretty knightly
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legit a knight
like lets make a round table
etc
im just a kid who got knight slapped onto me because apparently thats how games roll
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you are a good knight
and if you wanted to, you could make a round table too
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i think ill stick to what im used to doing
wearing armor doesnt sound that great
im pretty sure theres reasons metal underwear doesnt catch on
you dont want to know how that chafes against your balls
[Dave is inappropriate as usual.]