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[knightime]

[It's silent for a moment...]

why the fuck do i even have an answering machine???
ok dudes and dudettes
this is dave fucking strider
you obviously wanted to come in contact with me but hey
looks like im not answering
just leave a message or something
i might get back to you
...
alright im kidding
ill get back to you whenever i get to noticing your message

beep beep motherfuckers

Comments

[knightime]

what
i guess you can
but like
how do you even grow one

i think your hair is p cute
she can just deal with it because shes not as cute as you
jesus christ
i am turning sappier than karkats romcoms
help
my life is spiraling out of control ever so slowly
what do

[greenspaces]

i dont know!
we will have to ask recette if it is even possible
you can help me grow one :D

hehe
thanks u_u
and i like it when you are sappy it is kind of cute!
and also cool like a knight maybe
one who always knows what to do to make a lady giggle!!

[knightime]

im not really a gardening type of guy
but i can carry shit around and whatever
i guess i can help

mixed signals here
is it cute or cool?
can it even be both?
i mean i dont really do cute things
mostly just cool shit
only cool shit allowed
you just like giggling

[greenspaces]

i can teach you
dave have you been paying attention in gardening class?
ms nanami is a very good teacher
you should come more often

both!!!
you can be
afs;lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

[knightime]

i skip her class
as much as possible
soz man
but me and her just dont see eye to eye

afs;lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll???
sure did just count how many ls there were and typed if out
im that devoted

[greenspaces]

lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

[ Dave, she fell asleep on her PDA. Probably in the middle of the garden. And knowing Rakuen it's freezing and raining :') ]

[knightime]

jade
hey jade
i know you really like your l key
but you really should stop
...
you fell asleep didnt you
im offended
i know im interesting so falling asleep on me shouldnt even be a thing
gosh
breaking my balls here jade

[He's getting up and heading to the garden though.]

[greenspaces]

llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

[ And when he gets there he will find jade asleep with her nose on the PDA, sprawled in the topsoil :') ]

[knightime]

[He kneels down next to her before poking at her cheek.

Poke poke poke poke.

Hey Jade. Poke. Jade. Hey. Hey Jade.]

[greenspaces]

[ Mrrrrrh batting at your hand, rolling over and-- whump, she's awake. ]

it's bright....

[knightime]

youre outside
the sun tends to do that when its out
its a surprising concept when this place is balls freezing cold but its possible
what are you doing sleeping out here?
dirt usually doesnt strike me as comfortable
nor does your nose pressing against your pda

[He's just teasing you really.]

[greenspaces]

I fell asleep...I've been really tired. [ YAWN...... ] I stayed up last night because I was sad, but then I forgot to go to sleep.

[knightime]

how bout we head back up and you can sleep in your bed?
where you wont get sick
or get eaten by the dirt gnomes
fuck those little dudes
theyll wreck your shit
then steal it

[Even he isn't sure what he just said...]

[greenspaces]

There's no such thing as dirt gnomes.

[ She giggles, but sits up and wraps her arms around him. Let's go, Dave Express. ]

Only if you come with me. I don't want to go by myself.

[knightime]

[He lifts her up. He can only oddly trace letters against the side of her arm now. Or mouth out words, but he doesn't know if Jade can even read lips very well.

So instead, he just nods and starts carrying her back to her room.]

[greenspaces]

[ She can't; she'd be horrible at it, since she's never practiced. He'll have to teach her if he ever wants to talk to her while his hands are full. ]

I wonder what's going on at home.

[knightime]

[Dave kind of does an awkward shrug.

Jade. Jade, open the door. He only has two hands and they're both occupied with carrying you!]

[greenspaces]

[ SHE REACHES OUT AND

OPENS THE DOOR......... ] Sorry, I forgot you don't have five hands.

[knightime]

[He heads inside...then promptly tosses you onto the bed. There she goes!]

[greenspaces]

[ SHRIEK ]

Dave-- oof! [ And the wind is knocked out of her! She's still kind of staring at him with eyes like saucers. ]

[knightime]

[Oh...uh. He looks like of ashamed. Kind of like a kicked puppy who knows he kind of did bad, but didn't mean too.

He clumsily signs sorry to her. Dave didn't mean to scare her. He thought she might like it? Probably should check before doing stupid shit like that next time. Lesson learned.]

[greenspaces]

[ But it's okay! Because once she gets over the shock, she starts to giggle a little bit, reaching for his hand. ]

Don't be sorry. I was just surprised I guess.

[knightime]

[He instinctively grabs her hand when she reaches out. He likes holding her hand, shut up.

He opens his mouth to make a silent "Oh" at her response.]

[greenspaces]

[ She smiles at him, tugging at bit. Every thread we do will end with them in bed. ]

Come on, let's take a nap.

[knightime]

[Oh. A nap sounds pretty nice actually, so he gives her a nod.

That's because they are adorable cuddlebuddies and napping buddies.]