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☼ [IC Contact@Rakuen] ☼
[It's silent for a moment...]
why the fuck do i even have an answering machine???
ok dudes and dudettes
this is dave fucking strider
you obviously wanted to come in contact with me but hey
looks like im not answering
just leave a message or something
i might get back to you
...
alright im kidding
ill get back to you whenever i get to noticing your message
beep beep motherfuckers
why the fuck do i even have an answering machine???
ok dudes and dudettes
this is dave fucking strider
you obviously wanted to come in contact with me but hey
looks like im not answering
just leave a message or something
i might get back to you
...
alright im kidding
ill get back to you whenever i get to noticing your message
beep beep motherfuckers
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best day or best day ever?
im not silly
youre killing me
shot through the heart
and youre to blame
actually im not sure if thats what the lyrics are but eh
improvising
you should use it more
it looks dumb when i use it but i think it works when you use it
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it is the best day that i have had in rakuen ever <3333
you are super silly!!!
i dont know what that song is but okay hehe
and ill try
sometimes i just feel kind of sad
i guess i forgot that you cant be sad all of the time
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well
i guess ill just have to be around when youre sad
strider charm is guaranteed to take any sads away
or your money back
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i would like to have you around every time that i am sad
you make things better i think
i like that a lot <333
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you might as well just casually be like
hey
we should get our major cuddles on
im feeling like the sun aint shining
etc
and then ill arrive all knightlike
and cuddle the shit out of you
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you are the knightliest knight i have ever met!!!
which is saying something because sir david is pretty knightly
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legit a knight
like lets make a round table
etc
im just a kid who got knight slapped onto me because apparently thats how games roll
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you are a good knight
and if you wanted to, you could make a round table too
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i think ill stick to what im used to doing
wearing armor doesnt sound that great
im pretty sure theres reasons metal underwear doesnt catch on
you dont want to know how that chafes against your balls
[Dave is inappropriate as usual.]