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[knightime]

[It's silent for a moment...]

why the fuck do i even have an answering machine???
ok dudes and dudettes
this is dave fucking strider
you obviously wanted to come in contact with me but hey
looks like im not answering
just leave a message or something
i might get back to you
...
alright im kidding
ill get back to you whenever i get to noticing your message

beep beep motherfuckers

Comments

[fracturedsoul]

I had nothing to do with you neglecting to utilize the built-in privacy features of the network.

[knightime]

most people dont snoop around
youre obviously just fucking with me because you know now
trying to kill me from embarrassment
im dead
gone
oh wait i guess im back in bed again
dying again

[fracturedsoul]

Quit being such a drama queen. Everyone shipped it anyway.

[knightime]

everyone what

[What.]

[fracturedsoul]

Knew you two were into each other.

[knightime]

thats a load of shit

[fracturedsoul]

What part of it is a load of shit? You just admitted it on the network for everyone to see.

[knightime]

the part where people know
we were just friends

[Really..close friends. Wow, were they really that obvious?]

[fracturedsoul]

You mean you were really trying to keep it a secret?

[knightime]

no
im just denying the fact that theres no way we were that obvious

[fracturedsoul]

Do you want to correct that double negative or should I call you out on it?

[knightime]

just stop
its like youre trying to ruin me now
youre trying
i knew it
you were always against me the whole time
all of this was a build up until you could get under my skin and take me down when ive already fallen
it hurts right here bro
how could you

[fracturedsoul]

Isn't that what little brothers do? I'm just fulfilling the destined role that was so tragically denied to me until my abduction to this city.

[knightime]

...
oh
sorry
i think thats technically our fault
tbh

[They did scratch the universe to make Dirk's...]

[fracturedsoul]

Technically in that the reason I even exist is your fault.
Don't apologize. Unless the dates of all our births were your explicit choice?

[knightime]

we didnt really have a choice in anything
were not even supposed to exist

[Isn't that a comforting thought? To know that four stupid kids willingly agreed to scratch their own universe to give a new chance for a new session knowing they would cease to exist?]

[fracturedsoul]

Which makes it even less of a thing you need to apologize for, Dave.
I was being facetious. There's nothing you need to feel sorry for.

[knightime]

i guess

[Hah. haha. Except, guess who has the memory of Bro dying. Dave does. So even if Bro wasn't his sibling, it was still a version of Sis, and by association; Dirk. Of course he feels like shit.]

[fracturedsoul]

No guesswork to be done.
Anyway, I just wanted to harass you about your big mouth. Looks like getting sidetracked from the main topic of discussion is a thing that never won't happen to us.
Let me know when you set up your wedding registry and I'll buy you a gift.

[knightime]

i will punch you in the face
just shut up
jesus dicks
were going to get married without no one knowing
romeo and juliet
wedding by candlelight and only the moon as our audience
elope into the night

[fracturedsoul]

You do know they died, right? In the most retarded-as-fuck way possible, too.

[knightime]

im going to make it a point now that i actually really fucking hate r and j

[fracturedsoul]

Don't tell me you're one of those people who looks at how popular the story is and how widely it's misinterpreted and does a complete 180 into "Fuck that shit". It has its merits.

[knightime]

no i just thought it was a dumb story
considering that it was because he thought she was pretty and hey lets get married
no
its pretty dumb
it might have been a little more sentimental if he didnt totally just go for her right after a rebound

[fracturedsoul]

Well, as long as that's actually an opinion you formed on your own, that's valid.
Why are we discussing this?