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[knightime]

[It's silent for a moment...]

why the fuck do i even have an answering machine???
ok dudes and dudettes
this is dave fucking strider
you obviously wanted to come in contact with me but hey
looks like im not answering
just leave a message or something
i might get back to you
...
alright im kidding
ill get back to you whenever i get to noticing your message

beep beep motherfuckers

Comments

[knightime]

thats because hes like
legit a knight
like lets make a round table
etc
im just a kid who got knight slapped onto me because apparently thats how games roll

[greenspaces]

no
you are a good knight
and if you wanted to, you could make a round table too

[knightime]

naw
i think ill stick to what im used to doing
wearing armor doesnt sound that great
im pretty sure theres reasons metal underwear doesnt catch on
you dont want to know how that chafes against your balls

[Dave is inappropriate as usual.]