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[knightime]

You have reached the contact device of the artist formerly known as Dave Strider.
I obviously can't answer my phone as I'm probably ignoring your shit or doing something important. Or surviving. Probably surviving. This place sucks.
Leave a message at the tone motherfuckers, and I will get back to you when I actually care to do so.

[Beep Beep Motherfuckers]

Comments

like ten minutes after that last one he's worried ok

[hammerkinds]

dude, if you leave me alone any longer you are going to come back to an apartment that is teeming with pranks set up just for you.
also i am going to deconstruct your can town and hide the cans.