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[knightime]

You have reached the contact device of the artist formerly known as Dave Strider.
I obviously can't answer my phone as I'm probably ignoring your shit or doing something important. Or surviving. Probably surviving. This place sucks.
Leave a message at the tone motherfuckers, and I will get back to you when I actually care to do so.

[Beep Beep Motherfuckers]

Comments

backdated like a fucking pro on the 9ths

[hammerkinds]

dude, where are you?
i have not seen you around the apartment at all today.
did you go exploring without me again??
you could at least leave a note or something.

a few hours later also on the 9th

[hammerkinds]

seriously, dave.
at least i texted you when i was getting a tour!
quit being a douche and pester me back.

hours later

[hammerkinds]

dave, it is going to be dark out soon.
where are you??

like ten minutes after that last one he's worried ok

[hammerkinds]

dude, if you leave me alone any longer you are going to come back to an apartment that is teeming with pranks set up just for you.
also i am going to deconstruct your can town and hide the cans.

he managed to wait an hour before texting again

[hammerkinds]

it is like 9pm, what are you doing? :(
dave, seriously, i am getting a little concerned here.