John doesn't even have an existing standard, thank you very much. His standards are so low and his self esteem is so shot he doesn't even care what kind of girl...or perhaps boy now were to come his way. AS long as they aren't trashy.

"I don't have gills Dave. I can just swim that's all. I think you should trust me on this one. But when you're ready dude. We don't have to make this commitment yet." Geez, they were still talking and it was getting really late, he should probably go home or something. But as long as Dave gets home safe and stuff.