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Sup all. This is Dave Strider. I guess I'm unavailable or you wouldn't be hearing this. Hit me up and I'll get back to you.

Holla.

[Record your message after the beep. Once you are done, hang up, or dial one for more options.

Beeeeeeeeeeep.]

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Ah. Yes. This has to do with that friendship thing you humans are so partial towards. Bonding rituals through inflicted pain. I can understand the intentions there at least.

Aww man, when you say it like that, I almost feel bad. [Almost being the keyword.]

If he actually really ate it, I'd probably feel awful, but he's a good sport.

Also, didn't break anything, so that's always a plus.

I would not. It's a perfectly acceptable practice in my viewpoint. After all, no permanent harm has come to him. His think-pan is still attached to his body, is it not?

I think he would have died if that were the case.

Which would suck here since we don't have God Tier abilities anymore, but last I recall, the Gods bring us back when we die.

Not that I'd want him to die because he fell of a skateboard. What an embarrassing way to go, damn.

I can think of few less embarrassing notions, honestly. To perish while performing a leisure activity is just the height of pathetic behavior, is it not?

Dying from doing something enjoyable sounds better than dying from something awful, but dying because you ate it from falling off your skateboard just sounds really sad.

Sad and pathetic. We are in full agreement on this subject. I wouldn't wish that upon anyone except perhaps the clown. On a bad day.

The clown- oh him. Didn't actually see him all that much in the three years we were traveling. [He's glad for this. He wouldn't say he's fond of Gamzee.]

For the most part, you are fortunate. There are things I respect about him, but let us say our history is ... complex.

Eh. I had better things to do than figure out what he was doing on his free time.

Honking or killing someone. The great mystery is solved.

Honking. Probably. But I think Karkat ensured that Gamzee didn't go killing people. I don't know.

He was not exactly good at stopping him when I was alive, I assure you Dave-human. I would be surprised if he finally succeeded.

None of us died during the trip, and I can't imagine him having a lot of options passed that.

Kanaya would have probably killed him if he tried.

Then circumstances must have changed to a significant degree. He was quite capable of murder when I last saw him.

I believe that. He went off with Sollux's body around when we arrived. No one has probably went out of their way to look for him. [He hasn't at least. He ignores the events of the meteor. They aren't worth bringing up while he's here.]

Went off with Sollux's body? I... am not sure that I desire an explanation for that. There is something disturbing in the possible implications.

We don't know what happened to all your bodies and I don't want to know what happened to them. I mean, three years and I assume they've decomposed, but who knows if decomposing works while traveling through nothing.

Let us just assume it rotted and that Gamzee did not do something grotesquely inappropriate. [He, however, assumed the opposite.] That would be best.

At this point, it could have been a mix of both. But I'm also not interested in finding out what happened to a bunch of corpses. [Between Gamzee being batshit and Aradia wanting corpse parties....]

Neither am I. If it were Aradia, I think I could cope much more easily. At least she wouldn't be weird and lewd about it. The highblood I am not so certain of. He had odd fixations.

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