☼ [IC Contact@AsgardEventide] ☼

[knightime]

Sup all. This is Dave Strider. I guess I'm unavailable or you wouldn't be hearing this. Hit me up and I'll get back to you.

Holla.

[Record your message after the beep. Once you are done, hang up, or dial one for more options.

Beeeeeeeeeeep.]

Comments

Backdated to Day 400

[asgardsbeauty]

[In honor of the Earth holiday centering on love, Freya sends out a little gift around this time.

A small box containing a piece of chocolate will appear on your pillow during the day. When consumed, the chocolate’s magic will lift your mood for a short period of time. It’s accompanied by a note.]

Where love might bring about sorrow, it also welcomes joy.

Day 433 Text

[timaeus_testified]

Dave.
Are you in?
Let me know when you are.

Day 433 Text

[knightime]

not dead
i know
even im shocked at the turn of events
so yeah im around
whats up?

Day 433 Text

[timaeus_testified]

Aside from the flood, not much.
I'm checking up on everyone and making sure they're not dead.
I've been busy as fuck with repairs or I'd have checked sooner.

Day 433 Text

[knightime]

ive been helping around too
naw
i wouldve hit you up myself probably but weve all been kind of busy
dont worry about it
its cool that youre checking in
im cool
surviving and doing what i can
nbd
can take care of myself for the most part

how are things on your side?

Day 433 Text

[timaeus_testified]

It's been a lot of busy work on my end.
There was a lot of damage to the city despite the gods protecting the general buildings.
With the supply shortage it makes it a little harder than it used to be.
Nothing we can't work around.

Other than that, trying to figure out that dark ice.

Day 433 Text

[knightime]

yeah
it could have been worse
but its still a thing that requires relief work
the supply shortage is kind of a pain
hopefully things will ease up though
were kind of fuck if it turns into a huge crisis

no one has figured out how to melt it yet yeah?

Day 433 Text

[timaeus_testified]

It's not being melted by our god powers, no.
Tech is the next step but I really don't like how it seems like we can do fuck all to it.
There's got to be a way to break it.

Day 433 Text

[knightime]

if anyone would be able to get rid of it it probably wouldnt be us
the gods might have to remove it because it sounds like we do jack shit to it
what a pain in the ass

440 - Audio

[alternia_strength]

You are the one responsible for the John human's more unusual behavior within the last solar cycle, yes?

440 - Audio

[knightime]

Wait, what?

What do you mean more unusual behavior? Because I haven't seen the dude for three years before here. What kind of unusual behavior are we talking about?

Re: 440 - Audio

[alternia_strength]

It was something to do with boards intended for skating, if I understood correctly.

440 - Audio

[knightime]

You mean when he totally ate it? Yeah, I might have told him that skateboarding was easy.

I also totally laughed at him for it. Best friend rights and all.

Audio

[alternia_strength]

Ah. Yes. This has to do with that friendship thing you humans are so partial towards. Bonding rituals through inflicted pain. I can understand the intentions there at least.

Audio

[knightime]

Aww man, when you say it like that, I almost feel bad. [Almost being the keyword.]

If he actually really ate it, I'd probably feel awful, but he's a good sport.

Also, didn't break anything, so that's always a plus.

Re: Audio

[alternia_strength]

I would not. It's a perfectly acceptable practice in my viewpoint. After all, no permanent harm has come to him. His think-pan is still attached to his body, is it not?

Day 459 TEXT

[timaeus_testified]

If I can contact you that means you're back.
Did you take a dirt nap?
Get lost?
Fuck off to parts unknown without your consent?
Let me know when you wake up or whatever.

Day 459 TEXT

[knightime]

i greyed the fuck out or some shit
lost my bracelet
i didnt think it were possible to just somehow lose it but fuck i did it
man who even knows
but boy i guess that was an adventure
it makes me wonder what grey me did for like a month
ugh no there needs to be a better way to say that
i just sound like i made a trollsona or some shit
trollsonas are not as cool as fursonas
i dont even want to think about filling quadrants or whatever

Day 459 TEXT

[timaeus_testified]

Let's not talk about that shit at all.
It makes more sense to consider it like you went on vacation and came back not remembering a thing about it.
It's completely possible to lose that bracelet just ask Jade.
You probably just wandered while you were vacationing but no one ever remembers what happens when they're lacking a bracelet which is probably the point.

Day 459 TEXT

[knightime]

man you dont even know the half of it
i sat on a meteor for three years having trashy romance novels read to me

[Dave casually doesn't mention his thing with Terezi. Not because he was ashamed of dating Terezi, but because he isn't fond of quadrants and what caused his eventual break up with Terezi. Does Dirk even really know Terezi?]

youd think that they would be a bit harder to lose
fuck who knows
man i dont want to know
i am pretty sure i partied pretty hardy or something
naw
i probably was a lazy son of a bitch

Day 459 TEXT

[timaeus_testified]

I'm thinking it was more along the lines of aimless wandering.
Who fucking knows.

Anyway with Roxy gone I got saddled with Stride.
A version of you started it and once again it's back in Strider hands.

Day 459 TEXT

[knightime]

i would hope that i at least partied a little bit
even if i didnt remember it
wait nvm
i hope i was boring as hell

yeah???
i didnt know that about stride
thats pretty chill
not chill that teen mom is gone
watcha bringing it up for though?

Day 459 TEXT

[timaeus_testified]

I'm bringing it up because I need some assistance running it.
I'm going to be taking the reigns up and gearing the place up for war.
You want to learn more shit?
This is the ground floor for a bunch of new skills.

whatever day dave finds these LMAO

[longwinded]

[Okay technically John is gone, but. WHATEVER. Dave is going to find random sticky notes through out the month and it's starting with these. They're on his broken ass window.

But first assume he got this letter on the doorstep before this since I'm 100% A+ at planning things:

Dave,

If you're reading this.
I'm not currently in the city.
I'll be back though, okay?

-John]

[knightime]

[Are you fucking kidding him right now.

When the fuck did John have the time to stick these things around the place, that asshole. Who has that much time on their hands without being a time aspect player?]