[Fuck off, John. He will fight you for the dishes.]
Lights either are off or at 50%. I will basically throw the hugest fit otherwise. Don't touch my shit in my room, but anywhere else is fair game. Don't bring anyone home you intend to fuck. Don't do drugs, and if you do, don't you dare bring that shit into here. No pets, but that's because this apartment doesn't like them and no amount of the landlady adoring me will change that. And don't try waking me up because I will literally throw you out the window.
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Lights either are off or at 50%. I will basically throw the hugest fit otherwise. Don't touch my shit in my room, but anywhere else is fair game. Don't bring anyone home you intend to fuck. Don't do drugs, and if you do, don't you dare bring that shit into here. No pets, but that's because this apartment doesn't like them and no amount of the landlady adoring me will change that. And don't try waking me up because I will literally throw you out the window.