[Dave just shuffles over to start peeling potatoes, but it's obvious this conversation is not something he's too enthralled about.]

I don't want to talk about this, alright? If it really bothered me that much, I would dye my hair a darker color and no one would know the difference.

I don't care if you care about this. Stop making it a fucking deal when I'm not. Don't try to help when I'm not asking for it.