"Sorry for being incredibly irresistible. I'll try to town it down so guys like you don't get stuck wondering whether to swing for the other team or not." Not that he actually considered himself irresistible. "Oh cool. I accept you fully for being sexually confused." This is a dumb conversation. Why are they having it?

"Because I'm not interested. I'm not really into swimming. I'm as pasty as you can get. If there were anything such as pigment, it basically ollied outtie faster than a fat kid on candy. I burn anyways. The weather here is convenient enough that I can wear long sleeves and pants all the time so I don't have to apply as much sunscreen to go out." It was a bit of a nuisance for all the precautions he had to take for being albino.