"Yeah, totally." He tries to laugh a little, he knew Dave was trying joke with him now. He hoped anyways.

John moves to give Dave a little room. "Considering i'm questioning my own sexuality at the moment, no I'm not a homophobe. I never have been." John can honestly say he never had any gay friends, but he didn't actively make fun of them either. that was just like someone making fun of him for being a dork. "I accept fully that you are gay, and that's cool with me." they were still going to be best bros no matter what. John knew it.

"then why don't I teach you how to swim, it's not hard really."