"Glad to know we figured out the line between platonic and romantic. Learn something new everyday." Now he's just teasing John.

"You can rest easy to know that it worked. I'm definitely not leaving at the moment, but you kind of just pinned me against your car. It's kind of hard to just up and leave when your ways out is either between the car and a person." Dave pursed his lips lightly. "You ain't a homophobe right? Or is saying gay too scary for you?" He doesn't think John is actually a homophobe, but he'd hate to think the other couldn't handle saying the words even.

"Good, because I can't swim, so I can't go being a hero trying to save your sorry ass."