Dave kneels down to pick up his dropped box. This was quite the birthday indeed. Mostly, it was the most awkward moment of his life, but whatever.

"Of all the things you could have zoned on, you comment about that. I didn't actually mean you had one or not. But last I checked, you were very adamant about liking cute girls. Not the creepy albino who takes care of your friend's daughter." He's still pretty sure, there's nothing all that attractive about his appearance. "And don't start singing a different tune, because making out with me against your car and then saying you just want to be friends is either the hugest cock block or the worst mixed signal you can give anyone that's as flaming as I am."