Dave isn't ever going to get used to that. And he knows from experience that people find him attractive. It's just something he's still trying to come in terms with.

"Kissing would be nice if I had a relationship that lasted longer than a month that didn't end terribly because the other guy was just interested in getting sex." Wow, this is getting TMI. Need to really switch subjects.

"I'm pretty sure we cleared any misunderstandings and if you really want to be real pals, than I guess that's cool. I need more people in my life that doesn't make me want to tear my hair out. Just, let's not do the whole random kissing thing. For now on, I will respond to being told to stop. You kiss your girlfriend, not your guy friend whom you just reconciled with. In case you weren't sure."