John wasn't really being facetious at all. John was actually being quite serious when it came to telling someone how they looked. If he said they looked really attractive, even more so than Jennifer Aniston. Then he wasn't joking. This was not a drill Dave, your ears are burning for the right reasons.

"Dude. I'm not saying it's bad you like guys. Whoa, were we moving somewhere really? Like I'm pretty sure you life isn't ending and like I guess me kissing you is like a really rad birthday present?"

Okay so he isn't sure that he's okay or comfortable with what he just did. He is literally not sure what is running through his head. "Well yes I still want to be friends, and I want to clear up any misunderstandings from back then. But man I really think I just won the award for most awkward friend and everything.."