"You did it because a shitty romcom told you that this was a good idea. Should I remind you it was a romcom? One that was probably a guy chasing after the main female? Do i look like I'm Jennifer Aniston trying to run away from my deep, dark, romantic feelings of how I'm head over heels with the attractive male protagonist?" Oh my god, he's actually babbling at this point. He's a mix between embarrassed, flustered, and just kind of freaking out. "Should I remind you that you just stopped me in what should have been the most romantic way if it were not completely dumb while implying that my hormones are as straight as rainbows?"

He really needs to shut himself up. This is just so dumb. "Oh shit indeed. What do you want? Other than trying to shove your tongue down my throat to apparently stop me from going home."