The first you can hear is probably My Little Pony in the background. Little girls sure do love My Little Pony, and Dave had other things to do than keep a vigil watch over Lily. Like reply to e-mails and text Rose or Kanaya about what the fuck is he supposed to do with Lily.
Dave is surprisingly formal on the phone. But he also has no idea who's calling him, because the number was unknown. "Dave Strider speakin'." There was definitely a drawl in that. But Dave was also tired and catering to the wants of the small child of Rose and Kanaya got kind of hard sometimes.
Like what kind of little kid craves ice cream cake so suddenly? Jesus dicks.
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Dave is surprisingly formal on the phone. But he also has no idea who's calling him, because the number was unknown. "Dave Strider speakin'." There was definitely a drawl in that. But Dave was also tired and catering to the wants of the small child of Rose and Kanaya got kind of hard sometimes.
Like what kind of little kid craves ice cream cake so suddenly? Jesus dicks.