Oh hell no. We're not doing the first time without lube. As intimate as your spit is, my butt is not going to really appreciate such an intimate gesture. [Like, hell no. That shit hurts and he doesn't want a limp the next day.] Bedside table. Top drawer. [You'll find lube and some other things Dave isn't going to talk about. Like, wow, don't you dare bring it up right now. A guy needs to get off and toys are totes a thing that helps with that.]