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Sup all. This is Dave Strider. I guess I'm unavailable or you wouldn't be hearing this. Hit me up and I'll get back to you.

Holla.

[Record your message after the beep. Once you are done, hang up, or dial one for more options.

Beeeeeeeeeeep.]

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I can think of few less embarrassing notions, honestly. To perish while performing a leisure activity is just the height of pathetic behavior, is it not?

Let's not talk about that shit at all.
It makes more sense to consider it like you went on vacation and came back not remembering a thing about it.
It's completely possible to lose that bracelet just ask Jade.
You probably just wandered while you were vacationing but no one ever remembers what happens when they're lacking a bracelet which is probably the point.

Cool.
I need to get some shit done right now, but let's brainstorm on this more when we both have time for it.

man you dont even know the half of it
i sat on a meteor for three years having trashy romance novels read to me

[Dave casually doesn't mention his thing with Terezi. Not because he was ashamed of dating Terezi, but because he isn't fond of quadrants and what caused his eventual break up with Terezi. Does Dirk even really know Terezi?]

youd think that they would be a bit harder to lose
fuck who knows
man i dont want to know
i am pretty sure i partied pretty hardy or something
naw
i probably was a lazy son of a bitch

yeah
right now might be not the best time
still got stuff on our plates as is

Starting with repairs to everything.
The flood did a considerable amount of damage.
This shit stole doors and tore up buildings.
The roofs don't seen too bad so far but it wouldn't hurt to replace the tiles and reinforce their inner structure.

I'm thinking it was more along the lines of aimless wandering.
Who fucking knows.

Anyway with Roxy gone I got saddled with Stride.
A version of you started it and once again it's back in Strider hands.

gonna be thankful that we didnt sustain worse damage though
wed be shit out of luck if someone wanted to hit us while were in the middle of repairs and all
not that we arent already kind of shit out of luck as is

i would hope that i at least partied a little bit
even if i didnt remember it
wait nvm
i hope i was boring as hell

yeah???
i didnt know that about stride
thats pretty chill
not chill that teen mom is gone
watcha bringing it up for though?

I'm bringing it up because I need some assistance running it.
I'm going to be taking the reigns up and gearing the place up for war.
You want to learn more shit?
This is the ground floor for a bunch of new skills.

you could have just sent the first sentence and you would have been good man
i think you can guess what my answer is

I like being as transparent as possible these days.
Anyway, come on down to Stride.
I want to go over my renovation plans with you.

practically water
wait
probably not the best reference given my streak with it
swoon
you sure know how to really get a guy falling for you with that kind of talk

You have a better track record with it than you used to.
You used to twitch when you waded in up to your waist.

i take it all back
fuck you
i want a divorce

You remember the fine print on that contract?
I don't think you do.
Let me remind you that it says, 'no take backs'.

like I was saying, you can reference water all you want now that you float like a duck.

i threw away the ring you gave me
it was crap
worst quarter you ever spent

i wouldnt say float like a duck
i havent seen a duck flail and splash the amount i do while on water

Hey now, I'll have you fuckin know I welded that thing myself.

No, you still float like a duck.
An angry duck that's pissed off with its brethren for being disturbed, but that's still a duck.

Edited 2014-06-23 23:33 (UTC)

it was fucking plastic

i feel like youre saying this out of personal experience
i dont want to know why you would have personal experience of this

I'm claiming my right to the fifth amendment.
America might be dead and gone, but I still lived in the watery grave of Texas.

i want to know what happened even less than i did before
i didnt even know it were possible but you somehow made it so
the amounts of i want to know is hitting the negatives
no it will not loop to me wanting to know
please dont tell me
for the sake of my sanity

Edited 2014-06-23 23:41 (UTC)

If you say you don't want to know something, why would I say it anyways?
Have a moment of sense, bro.

i lived on a meteor for three years with a troll who yelled a lot and my sister that had a perchance for psychoanalyzing
and neither exactly took no for an answer

I see.
Listen up, I'll only say this once.
I ever come on too strong, or do some shit you're not pleased with, just tell me.
I'll back right the fuck off, no questions asked.

i aint saying you were
man chill
im just saying that sometimes someone says something and another person doesnt
besides youve heard me talk
i talk a lit and im dramatic as fuck
if there was a problem id say so and make it really obvious

i trust you that if shit hit the fan that we could figure it out before it turns into a mess that we couldnt reconcile

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